I've officially given up on 50,000 words, but I'm still writing. In the mean time I'm procrastinating with a funny thing that hit me while watching Whose Line is it Anyway? For certain games, Drew grabs a random audience member and has Wayne sing a song about their job.
DREW: You, what's your name? (motions to a dirty old man)
MAN: I'm.... jeff
DREW: and what do you do for a living?
MAN: I live in a dumpster
awkward silence. Drew motions toward a large-ish bearded man
DREW: Who are you?
MAN2: I'm George Lucas
DREW: And what do you do for a living?
hush falls over crowd. some people laugh
GEORGE:I invented Star Wars
DREW:I'm sure. (motions toward another man) Whats your name?
MAN3: My name is George W. Bush
Drew:What do you do?
BUSH: Um.... uh.... I, um....
the old man next to him whispers a few things in his ear
BUSH: I am responsible for the Hurricane Katrina!
okay, not that funny, but it worked in my head.
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4 comments:
BWAHAHAHA!
I want Wayne Brady to make up a song about George Lucas.
me too!
"I invented Star Wars!"
haha... priceless
a fruitful procrastination device: i sometimes wonder if this exists for me. you are the king of fruitful procrastination devices, especially because pirates are fpds.
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