Most Ironic Parody, Ever

LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER
I want to build my LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER
I want to build my lightsaber
I want to use the force
I want to build my lightsaber
I'd only fight for good, of course

You say black, I say white,
you say dark I say Light,
you say join me and I say hey, man,
ruling isn't my sceneand I don't start clone wars
You say flight, I say droids,
You say Sith, I'll avoid
You say fight, I say fine,
I'll use the Force to defend The Republic to the very end
All I wanna do is

LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER
I want to build my LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABERI
want to build my lightsaber
I want to use the force
I want to build my lightsaber
I'd only fight for
Lightsaber battles are comin' your way
So remember your training, padawan
The Dark Lords of Sith will be fighting today
So look out for those devils, young one
Use the force, get set, Go!
Lightsaber fight, Lightsaber fight, Lightsaber fight
LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER
I want to build my LIGHTSABER
LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER
Lightsaber Fight

You say Darth, I say Maul
You say Jump, I say Fall
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the Chancelor of the Republic
You say smile I say cheese
Jawa Juice, I say please
Death Sticks I say Force! You want
to give up vice and strife
Go home and rethink your life
cuz all I wanna do is

LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER
I want to build my LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER
I want to build my lightsaber
I want to use the force
I want to build my lightsaber
I'd only fight for good, of course